Analogies

Five analogies from the book (We don’t particularly agree with our analogies)

1. Using spanking to discipline children is like running over a raccoon, you feel bad doing it but you know they probably deserve it.
2. Using racial profiling for airport security is like
3. Using steroids to increase athletic performance is like putting a potato in the front of your pants; you really don’t have what they are looking for.
4. Paying college athletes is like paying a babysitter to eat all the food in your fridge, a waste of money.
5. Eating at fast-food restaurants is like a one night stand, its fun at first but you regret it in the morning.
Eating at fast-food restaurants is like a blind date, it can be fun at first but you can’t go to bed without dumping it.

Five of my own analogies

1. Wearing make-up is like wearing a trench coat to a tropical beach, they both cover you up but eventually they both have to come off.
2. Living with six girls is like going to the circus, it’s entertaining because there is a new act in every corner.
3. Working on general educations credits is like running up the down side of an escalator, it feels like you are not making any progress towards your goal.
4. Not showering after a 5 mile run is like pulling your friends finger, it stinks.
5. Not wearing shoes a public shower is like a toad, wet, slippery and might include warts.