lets give this a go

This is my first blog! I'm not quite sure what I am supposed to do but I am going to give it a go. I am going to write about fish. Yes fish, not squirrels or crazy English teachers but the creature that lives in water and makes funny lip motions. I don't know if you really care about fish, to be honest with you I really am not very interested in fish. It is something to write about though, right? Have you ever watched a fish? I mean really watched a fish? I have, wow, what a life! Swimming, eating, and releasing the food you ate consumes your whole day. If you have ever seen the movie finding nemo you would probably disagree with that statement. Those are abnormal fish:) I doubt real fish plan secret escapes and talk to turtles. Fish can be very pretty and fish can be very ugly. Some people like to eat fish and other could not be paid to eat fish. I am one of those people hates eating fish. Swedish fish, the red gummy candy fish, and goldfish, the golden orange, cheddar cracker fish, are the only fishies I like to travel my instinal track. Some of the boys I have dated could have learned a lesson or two from fish. You know when you are longing for a kiss from the super hottie body sitting next to you and you turn to him and he is moving in for the "kill"? The butterflies in your stomach start flying faster and then your lips touch and you both are kissing. All of a sudden you have slobber all over and his tongue is in your mouth and all over your face, gross! Do you really want to kiss or even go out with sloppy slobber face again after that? You see if these boys would observe and learn from fish they might be better off. Let me explain. When you see fish moving their lips they are not sucking water or eating food, they actually are practicing their kissing! Lesson one, you can practice good kissing technique wihtout a partner. Next, they do not go at a super fast speed but rather they take things slow and gentle to start out with. Lesson two, Don't go too fast to start out with, briddle your hormones. The last lesson I would like to draw your attention to is, when whatching a fish you do not see any slimey, gross tongue on any fish face. Keep your tongue off the face. My time to write has come to a close but this may be a subject to come back to :)